When Squirrels Attack

Suicide Squirrel Strikes

Hello all. I am very honored to be part of this team in the fight against the evil squirrels of this world. I hope to bring the news right to you, to keep you aprised of the war against the squirrels. Thank you for letting me serve you.
~Joyzey

And now, on to the story...
Story:
"4,700 people were left without power for several hours in Uniontown, in central Fayette County, after a suicide squirrel took out an electricity company substation, reports the local newspaper the Herald Standard.

The squirrel jumped onto the substation off Route 119 just before noon on Tuesday. It caused an electrical arc that would have achieved temperatures of up to 10,000 degrees, and wreaked havoc in three of the substation's circuits."

Right before noon you say? Just think about all the restaurant's that this effected. Almost 5,000 people this time. That's about the minimum for these kinds(SS) of attacks.
The suicide squirrels are willing to stand 10,000 + degrees to fulfill their terrorist plots! They must be stopped. Brothers and Sisters, stand up and take up the arms of BB Guns and join us in this fight.

posted by ~*Joyzey*~ @ 10:44 AM