When Squirrels Attack

Kamkazi Squirrels take down 15,000 homes

Taking a page from the Japanese book of War, the heathen Squirrels have sacrificed themselves to take down the power, for however small a time, from 15,000 fellow humans.

First, in Britian. A dastardly kamakazi nina squirrel takes down the power to 10,380 brits, nocking out power for several hours. The greater intentions of this assult are as of yet unkown.

Then, in the middle of America, Kokomo Indiana, a squirrel invaded a power station and wrecked power to 5,039 individuals and buisnesses, causing uncountable economic and personal losses.
The strategic thinking in this assult is pretty good, take out the power to places that need the light the most, the middle of the city.

They're coming for us, because we ruin their nuts and trees, build a house, and then flood their 'domain' with lights. So, they take down the lights. Its just a precursor to the mass assult on humans later, when they will have a coordnated strike.

posted by RobertDWood @ 8:50 PM