Sunday, August 20, 2006

On Squirrels and Biological Warfare.

The Kamakazi Squirels are resorting to a old school medival siege technique, attacking with dying soldiers, purposely infected with a disease to contaminate the enemy.

We have to examples here, one in Palomar Mt. near San Diego with rodent plague, and another in a different area with West Nile Virus.

The Rabbid squirrels were, as of yet, thankfully unsuccessful in their attempt to wreak havoc on the local humans.

The West nile one was similarly not succesful, although only time will tell.

13 Comments:

At 9:09 PM, Blogger ~*Joyzey*~ said...

That's on of the reasons why you give BB guns to children.

 
At 9:15 PM, Blogger RobertDWood said...

Indeed. Genocide is caused when guns are absent, and BBs are a fundamental part of that.

 
At 9:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Giving guns to Children?!
Are you partners with the NRA as well?

 
At 9:43 AM, Blogger RobertDWood said...

The more guns that are around, the safer this world would be. The 2nd ammendment is one of our greatest asssets is the War on Squirrels.

 
At 7:48 PM, Blogger Matt said...

As fun as bb guns are there is nothing like a .17 HM2 for killing squirrels.

 
At 2:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOu cannot win

 
At 3:11 PM, Blogger Carey said...

You know, you could make a great horror movie with this kind of material... When Squirrels Attack... sends shivers down my spine.

 
At 5:13 PM, Blogger RobertDWood said...

We don't have to win. We just have to fight.
-Mace Windu

And a horror movie this is not, its real life!!

 
At 3:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know where you sleep.
I sending my best special ops squirrel squad after you.

 
At 3:16 PM, Blogger RobertDWood said...

So it begins...

 
At 3:18 PM, Blogger ~*Joyzey*~ said...

I thought it alreay started.

 
At 5:22 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

what is this about?

 
At 2:09 PM, Blogger RobertDWood said...

The assult upon the good ship WSA by the scum of squirrel kind.
The war has been going on for a while now, people just don't notice.

Anon, please read the post prior to this one for an explanation.

 

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