On Squirrels and Biological Warfare.
The Kamakazi Squirels are resorting to a old school medival siege technique, attacking with dying soldiers, purposely infected with a disease to contaminate the enemy.We have to examples here, one in Palomar Mt. near San Diego with rodent plague, and another in a different area with West Nile Virus.
The Rabbid squirrels were, as of yet, thankfully unsuccessful in their attempt to wreak havoc on the local humans.
The West nile one was similarly not succesful, although only time will tell.
posted by RobertDWood @ 12:24 PM
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That's on of the reasons why you give BB guns to children.
Indeed. Genocide is caused when guns are absent, and BBs are a fundamental part of that.
Giving guns to Children?!
Are you partners with the NRA as well?
The more guns that are around, the safer this world would be. The 2nd ammendment is one of our greatest asssets is the War on Squirrels.
As fun as bb guns are there is nothing like a .17 HM2 for killing squirrels.
YOu cannot win
You know, you could make a great horror movie with this kind of material... When Squirrels Attack... sends shivers down my spine.
We don't have to win. We just have to fight.
-Mace Windu
And a horror movie this is not, its real life!!
I know where you sleep.
I sending my best special ops squirrel squad after you.
So it begins...
I thought it alreay started.
what is this about?
The assult upon the good ship WSA by the scum of squirrel kind.
The war has been going on for a while now, people just don't notice.
Anon, please read the post prior to this one for an explanation.
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