The Purpose of this Blog
Why are we here? To stand up for humanity, and warn our fellow human beings against the impending threat of the Squirrels. You might have a few questions, so I've taken the liberty of placeing them out already.Why now?
Because there is no time like the present. Time may be a great teacher, but it kills all students. Besides, what time do you think we have? They are gunning for Humanity, I tell you!
Why should I care?
Because the squirrels are a threat to mankind, as we will document in the coming days, weeks, months and years.
Are they really a threat?
Why yes they are.
I thought squirells were cute!
You thought wrong!
What is victory?
When the Squirrels cease and desist to make war upon mankind.
Will my participation make the world a better place for my children(to be)?
Why yes it will.
Once mankind realizes the squirrel menace, then the future is a much brighter place.
posted by RobertDWood @ 11:00 PM
8 Comments:
*blank stare* Ooook...
But at least I'm the first commentor!
Thats right, first commentor. We're at war, and its going to be long and hard, just as daweed has said.
I am here from the National Squirrel Association. I would just, for the time being, like make our presents known on this blog.
Yarg, some ninny-pacifist, no doubt.
Keep up that thar war on squirrels.
Ninny pacifist? Excuse me?
aye, a ninny pacifist, taking the side of a moony blow dried rats that declared war upon humans.
Dork.
Capt. Dork...
I like it.
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