Saturday, August 19, 2006

The Purpose of this Blog

Why are we here? To stand up for humanity, and warn our fellow human beings against the impending threat of the Squirrels. You might have a few questions, so I've taken the liberty of placeing them out already.

Why now?
Because there is no time like the present. Time may be a great teacher, but it kills all students. Besides, what time do you think we have? They are gunning for Humanity, I tell you!

Why should I care?
Because the squirrels are a threat to mankind, as we will document in the coming days, weeks, months and years.

Are they really a threat?
Why yes they are.

I thought squirells were cute!
You thought wrong!

What is victory?
When the Squirrels cease and desist to make war upon mankind.

Will my participation make the world a better place for my children(to be)?
Why yes it will.
Once mankind realizes the squirrel menace, then the future is a much brighter place.

posted by RobertDWood @ 11:00 PM 8 comments

Kamkazi Squirrels take down 15,000 homes

Taking a page from the Japanese book of War, the heathen Squirrels have sacrificed themselves to take down the power, for however small a time, from 15,000 fellow humans.

First, in Britian. A dastardly kamakazi nina squirrel takes down the power to 10,380 brits, nocking out power for several hours. The greater intentions of this assult are as of yet unkown.

Then, in the middle of America, Kokomo Indiana, a squirrel invaded a power station and wrecked power to 5,039 individuals and buisnesses, causing uncountable economic and personal losses.
The strategic thinking in this assult is pretty good, take out the power to places that need the light the most, the middle of the city.

They're coming for us, because we ruin their nuts and trees, build a house, and then flood their 'domain' with lights. So, they take down the lights. Its just a precursor to the mass assult on humans later, when they will have a coordnated strike.

posted by RobertDWood @ 8:50 PM 1 comments

Squirrels

THEY ATTACK!!


Details at 11.

posted by RobertDWood @ 8:14 PM 1 comments